controllare: imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life
jerkidiot: who the fuck decided the spelling for restaurant
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
makeitzayn: finally home alone *rips off pants* *blasts music* *eats 7 cookies*
Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
whats-crackin-ho: one time when i was like 12 i was on the phone with my friend while i was on the internet so i was distracted and she was like “why are you so quiet” and i was like “why are you so stupid” for absolutely no reason then she started crying and so did i cause i felt really bad and it was just a really emotional day for me
tyleroakley: indianapopovich: I DON’T KNOW...